My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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