everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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