This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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