google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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