I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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