her vagine was all disorganized.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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