walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Randomize
