That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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