OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
