So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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