Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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