you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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