oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so let's talk penis.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
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You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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