Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Ketchup is God's man juice
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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