But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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