There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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