I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You were trust falling into bushes
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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