Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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