Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Randomize