I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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He felt like a one man threesome
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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