i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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