Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
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Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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