what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Randomize
