Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
