So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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