There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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