we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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