come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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