you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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