He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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