Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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