So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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