I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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