Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
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Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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