Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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