I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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