I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I FOUND THE LEGS
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.