I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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