been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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