Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think your dad took our porno
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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