Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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