so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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