rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm at about main and main street
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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