You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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