She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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