Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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