didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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