We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I have tasted many bathrooms
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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