There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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