You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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