Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We're facebook friends in real life
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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