Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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