So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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