and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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