It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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